so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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