Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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