Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
We are two peas in an std pod
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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