I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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