I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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