There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
is this the sara with the beer cane?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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