i just google imaged poop.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
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My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
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New Orleans
Every time
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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