Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Success! We fucked roommates!
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