He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
