I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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