I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
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He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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