what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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