What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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