Do you still have your period?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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