So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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