I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Girls should come with a carfax report
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
The struggles of a small town man whore
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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