I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
You can't just leave with hair like that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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