I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You work out of a Hotel?
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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