I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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