I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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