i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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