But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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