Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
