it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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