Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
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We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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