called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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