I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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