And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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