i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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