U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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