wrigley field is MILF paradise
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
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Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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