Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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