she was so not down for the gang bang
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Randomize
