it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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