I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I think your dad took our porno
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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