Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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