I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
How external is "for external use only"?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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