therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
