Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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