What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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