they need to just BURY HIM!
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
