he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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