I can tuck mytits in my pants
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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