Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
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