Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
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i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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