He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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