week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
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Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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