we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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