I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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