Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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