we were pretty classy up until the second keg
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I need water and some morals
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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