Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
well you can't waste a boner
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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