Fuck appropriateness.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Randomize
